Today I drove my car to work:

It was more chaotic than driving to work than walking to work.

Lanes are closed for absolutely no reason. Detours that are around one way streets and now I’m lost when I know exactly how to get there by foot.

People are walking across the street without looking because they are texting their lovers good morning or replying to the work email they should have answered an hour ago.

Cars driving into my lane without looking. Then honk at me because I was in the way.

The security guard asked me if I’m doing alright today twice. I gave him a side eye and wondered if it was because of the bird shit on my car or because someone wrote “wash me” on my car.

9:56 AM